Greetings Laff Lovers,
My cousin is coming into town from Texas with his wife and
their two kids. And guess who gets to be the Holiday Inn?
Ah, I don’t mind really. They’re good people and they unders-
tand the number one rule about being a house guest, never
over-stay your welcome! They will be arriving tomorrow and
they plan on leaving Monday afternoon-evening. Two whole days
and two half days is plenty of time to visit and have fun
without getting on each other’s nerves.
Too bad I can’t put the wife on some kind of similar schedule.
Just kidding, Honey!
Maybe-not-ly,
TZ
“A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow
man; a debt he proposes to pay off with your money.”
-G Gordon Liddy
BARK CONTROL COLLAR
Do yourself and your neighbors a favor…
Retail Price: $14.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99
Bark Control Collar makes pet training easy. The high pitched
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Bark Control Collar requires one 9V battery not included.
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or needless Trauma.
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Do yourself and your neighbors a favor and get the Bark Control
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Since my purchases came to $19.06, I handed the cashier a
twenty.
“Do you have six cents?” she asked.
“Sorry,” I said after fishing around my pockets, “I have no
cents.”
“Finally,” she muttered, “a man who can admit it.”
“If you don’t read the newspapers you are uninformed; if you
do read the newspapers you are misinformed.” -Mark Twain
8 in 1 SCREWDRIVER SET & and LED TORCH
Normal Price: $14.99
DEAL PRICE: $6.99
The 8 in 1 Screwdriver and LED Torch is the IDEAL multifunction
tool! This innovative screwdriver integrates a torch LED flash-
light for use on its own or to illuminate the working area when
using any of the screwdrivers included. This LED Torch with hand
clothes clip, easy carry!
Features:
- Integrated LED torch for use on its own or to light working area
- Magnetic CRV steel alloy heads
- Extra heavy duty screwdriver locking mechanism
- Electrically insulated heavy duty handle and screwdriver stems
- Handy clothes clip, easy carry
- Lightweight, compact size design
- Uses two (2) AAA batteries (included)
- 3 LED Torch Lights for easy-to-see repair
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Three expectant fathers, an American, a Jamaican, and a
Canadian were in the hospital waiting room. A doctor comes
in and announces that he has some good news and some bad
news.
“The good news is that you each are the father of a healthy
baby boy. The bad news is that we’ve mixed them up.”
The three new fathers walk into the nursery. The American
guy goes right to the Jamaican baby, picks him up and starts
rocking him.
“What are you doing?” the Jamaican guy asks, “He is obviously
my son.”
“I know,” said the American guy, “but I didn’t accidentally
want to get the Canadian kid.”
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END OF LAFF A DAY
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