Stick with what you know best.
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008Greetings Laff Lovers,
I hope you are enjoying your vacation, if you are on vacation
that is, because I am certainly enjoying mine.
Because of New Year’s I will not be mailing on the 31st or
the 1st. That means this is the last time I’ll be talking to
you this year. And it has been quite a year. Hopefully 2009
will be even better with more adventures.
If not, we can always fall back on dick and fart jokes. Hey,
stick with what you know best, that’s what I always say.
Happy New Year!
TZ
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Q.) What doesn’t belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
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Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
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Q.) What’s the speed limit of sex?
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Q.) Three words to ruin a man’s ego…
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Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury
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Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
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Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
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*** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***
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