Greetings Laff Lovers,
Being a practical shopper I like to pick up things that we
sell on our online store, when we have something really cool
or practical…or cheap.
So while brain-storming some stocking stuffer ideas for the
wife I came across these comfy, cozy microfiber socks that
come in a variety of stripes and colors.
Trying to subtly feel her out last night at dinner I said,
“Hon…would you be interested in Fuzzy Socks?”
“TZ!” she hissed at me. “Not in front of the kids.”
“No, no!” I said, “I was talking about your feet!”
“You’re sick, TZ. I’m beginning to think Mama was right
about you.”
So I gave up. But I think I’m going to buy them for her any-
way. At three bucks a pair (or two pair for five) it’s hard
to go wrong.
If you’d like to check them out click the link below for
some pics…
Retail Price: $7.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99
Get two for $4.98
PLEASE NOTE: Because of the low cost, colors are chosen
at random. Grab a bunch by visiting:
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Subtly,
TZ
“Golden Globe nominations are out today. Third year in a row,
Pamela Anderson was nominated for ‘Best Golden Globes.’”
-David Letterman
MAGIC VOLCANO w/ GROWING DINOSAUR…
Retail Price: $4.99
DEAL PRICE: $1.99
Magic Volcano Pets are the coolest new way to get yourself a
new friend.
First add water, then watch your volcano erupt! Once your
eruption is over a new dinosaur comes out and in 72 hours he’s
fully grown.
These novel pets are obviously not living creatures, but are
highly amusing and a little creepy. Your Growing pet is always
a surprise. Amaze your children with this educational, but most
of all FUN experiment.
Don’t worry… these are NON-TOXIC, and safe for children ages
3 & up. Grab a bunch… they make excellent stocking stuffers.
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MAGIC VOLCANO w/ GROWING DINOSAUR…</a>
Sam and Abe, now in their late seventies, first met in the
second grade in a school on the lower East Side of New York.
Their relationship now is one of playing pinochle, playing
jokes and making bets.
Sam calls Abe and says, “I got a bet for you: I bet you that
mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars!”
Abe says, “How can that be? If you knew anything about
biology, you…”
Sam interrupts, “I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is
longer soft than yours is hard. One thousand dollars…yes
or no?”
Abe says, “Okay, okay, I’ll take your bet! How long is yours
soft?”
Sam says, “Eleven years.”
“Yesterday, President-elect Obama called on Illinois Gov.
Rod Blagojevich to resign. After hearing this, Blagojevich
said, ‘If he wants to call and talk to me, it’s $4.99 a
minute.’” -Conan O’Brien
CelebSLIM (30 Day Supply)
Just One Pill A Day… To Be Celebrity Slim
Retail Price: $49.99
DEAL PRICE: $19.99
Let’s face it most diets fail. Is what you are currently doing,
working for you? Are you ready for your next big change?
Grab a bottle of CelebSLIM Extra Strength and within two weeks
you will notice a difference… we promise!
If after just two weeks you don’t:
1. Lose weight 2. Feel Better 3. AND Have Less Cravings
(not just one but if you don’t experience ALL THREE), then return
the unused portion for a full refund of the 30 day supply.
For years Celebrities have been paying almost $50 a bottle for
this secret formula that works!
What Does CelebSLIM do?:
- Suppresses Your Appetite…
- Curbs Your Cravings…
- Boosts Your Metabolism, without drugs…
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BEST OF ALL, Take only 1 pill a day to be CelebSLIM…
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A Catholic buddy of mine was telling me about his recent trip
to confession.
“It was surreal,” he said. “I went into the confessional
and said, ‘forgive me father for I have sinned. It’s been
two weeks since my last confession and in that time I’ve
been impatient with my wife and children.’
The priest issued a penance of 5 Our Fathers and absolved
me. I was so shocked,” he said, “that I blurted, ‘Wow, Father,
that’s a nice, light penance.’
The priest said, “Well, it’s not like you were butt-fucking.’”
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