Greetings Laff Lovers,

Welcome to a new week, folks. I hope everybody had a great
holiday. Only one more big celebration left and then a whole
new year! So let’s get to it.

Festively,

TZ

“He was the world’s only armless sculptor. He put the chisel
in his mouth and his wife hit him on the back of the head
with a mallet” –Fred Allen (1894-1956)

   ** JUMBO Pop-Up Hamper – Save Space and Time **

Here is something you don’t have but NEED. Try this light-
weight hamper that folds down to 6″ and pops up to hold two
full loads of laundry. Ideal for college students, holding
toys, and all the laundry you can fit. The best part is the
nylon construction that makes this light as a feather.

Store it in the closet or in the corner of the room. We
guarantee this will help keep the kids’ rooms tidy. This is
one of the best products we have ever carried and the
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Maurice comes home one day to find his wife Hannah, an English
teacher, in bed with his best friend.

“Darling,” Maurice cries, “how could you? After all the years
we’ve been together, I come home from work to find you like
this. I am surprised!”

“No, no, my dear,” says Hannah, “you are amazed. I am
surprised.”

Get Fit Like A Celebrity – Celebrity Fit Club Bootcamp DVD
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“I was with this girl the other night and from the way she
was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn
that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag
on her toes.” -Emo Philips

Karada Cleansing/Detox Foot Pads

Retail Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99 (for package of 10)

Over 18 million foot patches are sold every month in Asia,
see what they can do for you. Japanese Detox Foot Patches
are all the rage and now you can get them without paying
an outrageous price… get them for 1/2 price while you can.

The Karada Cleansing Foot Pads are made from bamboo vinegar,
an ingredient Japanese scientists have proven has the ability
to draw out toxins from the body.

These foot patches are said to stimulate nerve endings on the
bottom of your feet which in turn stimulate the secretion of
lymph fluid. Using the Karada Foot Pads you have the ability
to pull out the impurities in your body by focusing on the
acupressure points in your feet. Best of all, they are so
easy to use.

Features:
- Helps cleanse your body by drawing-out chemicals & toxins.
- Includes 10 Patches
- 100% All-Natural formula made with real wood & bamboo vinegar.
- Easy-to-use individual wrapped packs

Get a 10-Pk for the low price. Save even more and get two
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I’ve been married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day
and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a
cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black
and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot
25 year old blonde.  Now, we have a nice house, nice car,
big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50
year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up
your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out
and find a hot, 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure
that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed…
CRISIS RESOLVED!

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           *** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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