Greetings Laff Lovers,
It’s payday folks. For me anyway. I don’t know what’s going
on in your lives. The mortgage is paid and the kids are fed.
So my job is done.
Maybe I’ll splurge and take the wife out tonight. She spends
so much time with the kids and does so much work around the
house, the least I can do is go with her to see “I Love You,
Man” with her.
Appreciatively,
TZ
Two guys talking in a bar: “I can’t break my wife of the
habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.”
“What is she doing ’til 5 a.m.?” the pal asked.
“Waiting for me to get home.”
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, “You want to play
‘Magic’?”
She says, “What’s that?”
He says, “We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear.”
An applicant for a job with the federal government was filling
out the application form. He came to this question: “Do you
favor the overthrow of the United States government by force,
subversion, or violence?” Thinking it was a multiple-choice
question, he checked “violence.”
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A sweet, beautiful young would-be starlet comes to Hollywood
to seek her fortune. At her first power cocktail party she
goes to the host and asks him, “Who’s the most powerful man
in the room?”
“That would be Bob, over there by the caviar,” he says.
The young woman walks over to Bob and says, “Excuse me, Bob,
would you mind stepping back behind this column? I’d like to
talk to you.”
Bob and the girl step behind the column and she says, “Bob,
I’m gonna unzip your fly, take out your penis and give you
the best blowjob you ever had!”
Bob smiles slightly and says, “Well, okay, but what’s in it
for me?”
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*** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***
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END OF LAFF A DAY
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