Greetings Laff Lovers,
I just read the story about the bimbo who recently underwent
her ninth breast enhancement surgury in order to give herself
record-breaking 38 KKK knockers.
In fact, there was no doctor in the United States who would
do it for her and she had to go back to her native Brazil in
order to have it done.
I am an opponent of breast enhancement on principle unless
there is an important reason (I would take natural Bs over
fake Ds) but this is just ridiculous. Do you think there was
some kind of psychological trauma in her childhood that made
her do this?
On the other hand, there is a part of me that would really
like to stick my johnson between those babies.
Fantasizingly,
TZ
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The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened with-
out pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to
the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he could,
and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His
wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive woman her-
self, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time
to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished since he was her husband
and she wanted the goods on him. Finally he whispered a
little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they
went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, ready to hammer him
for whatever explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what
kind of a time he had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing.
You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”
Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”
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When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other
guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
But I’ll tell you, I loaned my costume to your brother and
he sure had a ball!”
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