Greetings Laff Lovers,
Magilla was giving me the business about not completing some-
thing or other.
“It ain’t done yet,” I said.
“No shit, dickhead,” he said, “that’s why we’re having this
conversation. You should have asked for help–but you never
ask for help.”
“Yes I do.”
“No you don’t.”
“Yes I do.”
“No you don’t.”
“I’m always asking for help.”
“Really?” he was pissed now. “When was the last time you
asked for help? Hmmm? Who do you ask for help?”
I looked him in the eye and said, “I ask Jesus.”
Spiritually,
TZ
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-Craig Ferguson
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Today’s Ebonic word: OMELETTE
“I should pop a cap in yo ass fo what you jus did, but
omelette dis one slide.”
“Michael Phelps says that after his marijuana controversy,
he tried to call his sponsor, Kellogg’s, but they wouldn’t
return his calls. Then Phelps realized that he’d been
calling them on a banana.” -Conan O’Brien
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A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she
collapses from a heart attack! “Help me dear,” she groans
to her husband.
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few
minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.
“I’m dying over here and you’re putting?”
“Don’t worry dear,” says the husband calmly, “they found
a doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you.”
“Well, how long will it take for him to get here,” she asks
feebly?
“No time at all,” says her husband. “Everybody’s already
agreed to let him play through.”
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*** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***
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END OF LAFF A DAY
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