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Archive for May, 2009

It’s the circle of life.

May 29th, 2009

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Well, last night was my little girl’s 8th grade graduation
ceremony. Normally when we’re going to school functions I get
all geared up to see the MILFs, but last night I simply could
not concentrate. My mind was a mixture of praying for her
future and asking forgiveness for my past so that none of my
kids do any of the stupid shit I did when I was young.

Actually, there was one MILF who caught my attention. She was
just my type and I couldn’t control myself—so I ended up
banging her much later after the ceremony.

That MILF, of course, is my wife.

Circle-of-lifely,

TZ

“Well, the big story here in California – California Supreme
Court today upheld Proposition 8. That’s the ban on gay
marriage. They upheld the ban, which is bad news, unless
you’re a gay guy that doesn’t want to get married. Now you
can go, ‘Bob, the courts have spoken.’” –Jay Leno

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The Roman Catholic Church is coming out with a new low-fat
Communion wafer. It is called:

“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Jesus.”

“They put a provision in the credit card bill to let people
carry guns in national parks. So when you’re buried under
a mountain of debt, at least you have a scenic place to go
kill yourself.” –Bill Maher

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While trying to track down the cause of a recurrent vaginitis
in a young woman, I asked her whether her partner was cir-
cumcised. My query drew only a blank look. I rephrased the
question in what I felt was a clever and tactful manner: “When
he doesn’t have an erection, can you see the head of his penis,
or is it covered by folds of skin?”

Her unabashed and matter-of-fact response: “I’ve never seen him
without an erection.”

I felt rather ‘obsolete’ the rest of the day.

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*** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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