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I was in a meeting I probably shouldn’t have been in
listening to a couple of our techies loudly discuss the
best way to handle some sort of issue.
“I think we should…” and one of them went on for two
minutes defending his position.
“No, because then…” and the other one shot holes in the
idea.
This went on for a little while when Magilla finally joined
the group.
“What’s all the fuss?” Magilla demanded.
The two techies tried to explain.
Finally, Magilla said, “I don’t understand.”
“You don’t have to,” I butted in. “If you actually tried to
run things around here this company would have gone bankrupt
years ago. Just go back to your office and keep scratching
your balls.”
Helpfully,
TZ
A newly-married couple show up at a hotel and ask for the
honeymoon suite.
“Do you have reservations?” inquires the receptionist.
“Only one,” replies the groom. “She won’t take it up the ass.”
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After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley,
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Finley looked up wide-eyed and stated, “Well, when the
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An old geezer in an old people’s home takes a fancy to a woman
who is also staying there. One day he plucks up the courage to
go and talk to her, and after a while he says he would like to
make love to her. She agrees that when everybody else goes on
a day trip they both stay behind at the home and get down to
it.
The old man goes to the woman’s room and asks her how she likes
to be made love to. She tells him that she loves a man to go
down on her. He agrees and goes for it.
After about 30 secs he comes back up and says that he is sorry
but it just smells too bad down there. She thinks for a minute
and tells him that it must be the arthritis. He looks and her
confused and states that surely you can’t get arthritis down
there, and even if you could it wouldn’t cause that smell.
She says “No, it’s the arthritis in my shoulder. It’s been six
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