Laff-A-Day

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I haven’t been feeling that well the last couple of days
(scratchy throat & runny nose) and I knew we were supposed
to get a few more inches of snow, so I dressed warm in a
turtle neck and sport coat.

As I was headed into our weekly meeting i was accosted by
Lewis. “Nice jacket. Which hobo did you roll to get it?”

“I think it was your father,” I said clapping him on the
shoulder with the hand carrying my snot rag.

“Jesus, TZ!” he yelled squirming away. “You’ve got more
mucus in you than a sperm whale.”

“Yeah,” I said sniffling, “and your wife has more than both
of us.”

Sharingly,

TZ

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under Clinton.” -Craig Ferguson

 

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Being married or single is a choice we all have to make.

It’s not a great choice….it’s sort of like when the
the doctor says “Ointment or suppositories?”

 

“It was a historic day when all four of our living presidents
and our president-elect had lunch together at the White House.
There was an awkward moment when Carter asked Obama to bring
him more bread.” -Jimmy Kimmel

 

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“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” one buddy told another.

“Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?”

“But what if my wife finds out?”

“Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and tell her
about it!”

So the guy went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will
bring us closer together.”

“Forget it,” said his wife. “I’ve tried that so many times
and it never worked.”

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           *** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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