Greetings Laff Lovers,
Don’t have kids if you are lazy. I swear, the amount of time
and energy it takes to raise these things is unfathomable. I
had psychology classes, sociology classes, hell, I even bought
a pet rock and chia pet to help train me for parenthood but
it seems I was still unprepared.
The pet rock was easy to take care of until I lost him in the
garden. And the chia pet? That thing grew into a fine specimen
even though I pissed on him. I ended up making tea out of him
for my in-laws. They said it was too acidic.
Tiredly,
TZ
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“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend
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“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been
shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like
cooking a fancy meal!”
“Oh, I know all that.”
“Then why did you invite a friend for supper?”
“Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
“Well President Obama held his first ‘beer summit’ at the
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Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he’s on
fire, so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately
begins groping her. “Charles! I expect you to be as mannerly
in bed as you are at the dinner table.”
So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, “Is this
better?”
“Much better!” she replies with a smile.
“Okay, then,” he says, “now will you please pass the pussy.”
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