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Did you take a day off work yesterday?

December 11th, 2008

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Did anybody participate in “Day Without a Gay” yesterday? The
idea was for a daylong work stoppage for which people were
encouraged to call in “gay” to express support for same-sex
marriage.

The protest, which a gay couple from West Hollywood organized
through the Internet, was designed to demonstrate the economic
clout of same-sex marriage supporters following the passage
of voter-approved gay marriage bans in California, Arizona and
Florida last month.

That’s fine with me. If you feel your job is secure enough to
where you can call in “gay” and not jeopardize your job, more
power to you.

It just seems to me that this kind of thing penalizes (hehe)
straight people who just happened to be sick yesterday.

“Hey, Jim! Where were you yesterday?”

“Oh, I had a nasty sore throat. I decided to stay home and
sleep it off.”

“Sore throat, huh? Are you sure it wasn’t a sore ass? Hahaha!”

Well, at least that’s the way I picture it in my mind.

Hypothetically,

TZ

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