Seven whole days with the wife and kids.
Friday, August 1st, 2008Greetings Laff Lovers,
I avoided it for as long as I could, but I was finally
tricked into taking the whole family on vacation. Seven
whole days days of constant, 24-hour-a-day contact with
the wife and kids. Ooo, I can’t wait.
We’re going to Colorado. My wife has a cousin there. We’ll
hit Denver for a couple days and then Breckenridge. Maybe
Boulder if we have time. We might even do a little white
water rafting. I haven’t done that in twenty years and it
would be nice to have some fun on this expidition.
The one thing that is going to be tough is that with the
kids constantly around I probably won’t have the privacy
to have sex or even jerk off.
We’re leaving tomorrow morning so I had better get a little
satisfaction tonight!
Don’t worry, I’ve taken care of all my issues ahead of time,
so you won’t have to go cold turkey from old TZ. I’ll fill
you in on any adventures the week after next! Wish me luck.
Travelingly,
TZ
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her mother was an engineer.
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