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Sometimes it’s just good to be alive.

June 29th, 2009

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I just enjoyed a gorgeous weekend with the family. The weather
was fantastic. We went to the park, did a little swimming, I
barbecued, I didn’t have to beat the kids once and I even found
time to golf on Sunday. And…the in-laws canceled their visit.

Sometimes it’s just good to be alive.

Satisfiedly,

TZ

“It’s been reported that Gov. Sanford’s mistress was a
reporter for an Argentinean news channel. This makes Sanford
just the latest Republican to claim he got screwed by the
media.” –Conan O’Brien

SUPER SIZE SHAMMIE
Made In Germany, Don’t Be Fooled By Others…

Retail Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $2.99
Get two for $4.98

Now is the time to get this FULL SIZED SHAMMIE for just $2.99.
Made in Germany don’t be fooled by others on the market that
just don’t do the job AND are more than triple the price!

Like on TV, this Super Size Shammie Absorbs 50% than natural
chamois. It’s extra large size of 27 x 17 can be cut in half
for smaller jobs. Durable enough for just about any task, but
soft and gentle enough for use on any surface.

It’s the PERFECT cleaning cloth and has hundreds of household
uses: floors, countertops, appliances, furniture windows, pets
and more. Perfect for washing car or boat, too!. Like on TV,
this soft, absorbent and non-abrasive cloth is 100% polyester
and will not scratch or damage any surface. Best of all… it’s
reusable! Just machine washable… but do not tumble dry.

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SUPER SIZE SHAMMIE – Made In Germany…

We recently conducted a poll as to whether men prefer women
with large thighs or women with thin thighs. The results
were pretty surprising.

10 percent of those men surveyed preferred women with large
thighs.

10 percent of the men preferred women with thin thighs.

And the other 80 percent preferred what’s in-between.

“Transformers II has made more than $145 million worldwide.
It’s on track to be the biggest box office opening of all
time. It’s incredible — somebody has finally found a way to
make money using American cars.” -Jimmy Fallon

WIRELESS HEADPHONES
w/ Built-In FM Scan Radio

TV & Store Price: $14.99
OUR PRICE: $5.99
Get two for $9.98

These Wireless Headphones With Built-In FM Radio allow you to
enjoy music anywhere in your home or office without any wires
for up to 30 feet in distance.

They’re Easy To Use… The transmitter quickly connects to any
receiver, DVD player, gaming systems, computers and more
with the RCA adapter (included).

FIVE (5) FUNCTIONS IN ONE:
- Wireless Headphones – Internet Chat/Gaming – Audio Monitoring
– FM Auto-Scan Radio -Wired Audio Connection

This is one of those items that always sells out… grabe one
($5.99) or two ($9.98( while you can.

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WIRELESS HEADPHONES w/ Built-In FM Scan Radio

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon.

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

Specificity; Cogito ergo sum; British; Constitution;
Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate.

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You’re Drunk:

Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex; Nope, no more booze for
me; Sorry, but you’re not really my type; Good evening, officer,
isn’t it lovely out tonight? Oh, I just couldn’t–no one wants
to hear me sing!

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*** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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