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Do you think I should be worried?

January 19th, 2009

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Do you think I should be worried? Last month my wife asked
me to get her the CELEBRITY FIT CLUB BOOT CAMP WORKOUT DVD
that we carry on PulseTV.com. Being a conscientious husband
I got her the DVD and encouraged her to watch it.

I’ve seen bits and pieces of it myself and this Harvey Walden
guy is a real hard ass. You may have seen him on TV helping
celebrities lose weight, reshape their bodies and improve
their fitness.

Anyway, one day I was walking past our bedroom and heard
Harvey barking out commands and encouragement from our bed-
room television set.

I peeked through the door hoping to catch her in a sexy pose,
sweating in a set of leotards or something, but she was lying
in bed, under the covers with her hands under the blanket.

I walked in on her, “What are you doing?”

“Just watching the Boot Camp Workout DVD you bought me.” she
answered.

“From bed?”

“What? It’s fun to watch.”

I watched the tape with her for a few seconds as the muscular,
sweating, black statue worked out on the screen.

“You don’t have a fantasy about a muscular, dominant black guy
yelling at you? Do you?”

“Don’t be silly.” she answered.

“If you did, would you tell me?”

“No.”

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TZ

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