Greetings Laff Lovers,
I hate to say it, but my wife isn’t exactly Emeril Lagasse.
Oh, she’s pretty handy with the basics, but when it comes to
preparing anything complex, or with too many ingredients,
or with taste…she’s a little out of her depth.
But every now and then she’ll get ambitious and attempt to
put together a gourmet meal. Like last night.
I sat down to a plate of rather distressed-looking food.
Nudging a dark brown slab with my fork I asked, “What is
this…hardtack and pemmican?”
“What’s hardtack and pemmican?”
“It’s dried biscuits and meat that sailors and soldiers used
to eat on long journeys because the stuff never goes bad.”
“No, it isn’t hardtack and pelican.”
“Pemmican.” I corrected.
She shook her head at me, “You seriously don’t ever want to
have sex again, do you?”
Clean-plate-club-ly,
TZ
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melons, round and firm.
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“Onions?”
“Yes, see them and they make you cry.”
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