Greetings Laff Lovers,

A friend of mine brought a pal of his to complete our foursome
this weekend. This guy was something else. It was like he was
right out of central casting for a mob movie.

When my buddy miscounted his score on a hole, I said, “You’re
a liar and you’re going to hell.”

He said, “I’m counting on the mercy of God and not on the
vicissitudes of justice.”

The new guy piped up quickly, “My cousin Tony had one of dem
vicissitudes ’cause he didn’t want no more kids. He said it
took a long time for his balls to stop hurting, too. No
vicissitude for me, thank you very much–no matter how much
fuckin’ the old lady would let me do.”

Unexpectedly,

TZ

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm
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This guy was overheard talking to a girl in a restaurant.

Guy: “Yeah, I was a rocket scientist, but I gave it all up
three months ago and became a photographer.”

Waiter: “I became a ninja.”

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.

“Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that fire at your
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“Ssh!” hisses the other, “It’s not till next week.”

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Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home
from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road
which led past the old graveyard.

“Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, “it’s Michael
O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe
old age of 87.”

“That’s nothing”, says Sean, “here’s one named Patrick
O’Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died.”

Just then, Shamus yells out, “Good God, here’s a fella that
got to be 145 years old!”

“What was his name?” asks Paddy.

Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to
see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims,
“Miles, from Dublin.”

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*** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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