Greetings Laff Lovers,
Jobless numbers went up again. That $800 billion bailout
really helped, didn’t it? Well, the thing to remember is
that it isn’t going to turn around over night. Some banks
are still going to fail, but others will survive and in the
end the economy will come back stronger. We just have to
tough it out for a while.
But if you are looking for work…don’t forget to use the
Internet in your job search. That’s where Monster.com comes
in. Sure, looking through the Sunday paper is helpful, but
you’ll never get the kind of coverage you will with Monster.
Check out them out. I just did (for the fun of it) and found
a job for an English as a Second Language teacher in Korea.
What do you think? Should I give up the glamorous life as a
GopherCentral editor and go to Korea for a year to teach a
bunch of slant-eyes how to swear in English?
Ten-Dollar-Sucky-Fucky,
TZ
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Clean Laffs Joe found some spam in his mailbox this morning
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dick!”
“Hell,” Joe said, “I wouldn’t be caught dead with a girl
with a dick that’s bigger than mine.”
“A couple in Romania has named their baby “Yahoo” because
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Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her
weight-watchers meeting. “My husband insists I come to these
meetings because he would rather screw a woman with a trim
figure,” she lamented to the woman next to her.
“Well,” the lady replied, “what’s wrong with that? You’ll feel
better, too.”
“You don’t understand. He likes to do it while I’m at these
damn meetings.”
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