I hope she comes home with her underwear on.
Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was leaving the office a bit earlier than usual when I was
accosted by Lewis, the editor of Bizarre News.
“Where are you going, TZ?” he asked.
“Home. The wife has plans.”
“Who’s going to watch the kids?”
“Me.”
“How nice of you,” he said surprised. “Chasing three kids
isn’t easy. It’s good of you to give her a night out.”
“Yeah,” I said, “I just hope this time she comes home with
her underwear on.”
Generously,
TZ
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