What does it mean to be a man?
Thursday, July 31st, 2008Greetings Laff Lovers,
Lewis was reminiscing with me despite my best efforts to
discourage him, “I remember when I graduated from college
and got my first job…I thought, ‘Finally, I’m an adult.’
And then when my first son was born I realized what it
really meant to be a man.”
“I don’t think I’ve gotten there myself,” I countered. “I
think I’ll be able to count myself as an adult the day
that I am able to hear a news story about Jack Abramoff
without wondering who ‘Abram’ is, and giggling.”
Juvenilely,
TZ
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“Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger turned 61 today — 61 years ago,
in a little town in Austria, our future governor used his
bare hands to pry his mother apart and emerge victorious.”
-Jimmy Kimmel
If you’re singing Christmas songs on your neighbor’s lawn
at night with your church group, it’s called “caroling.”
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“The only difference between the women I’ve dated and Charles
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when you first meet him.” –Richard Jeni
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A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the
following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry.”
Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, “Let’s
see… Fun period Fun period Fun no period worry worry worry.”
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