Greetings Laff Lovers,

We had a meeting yesterday with some officers from the bank
and one of them was a sexy, middle-aged MILF. She is a busty
blonde who was clearly celebrating her remaining years of
having a rockin’ bod by wearing tight slacks and a V-neck
top that plunged half-way to her navel.

I have to admit, I felt tug-boat TZ give a jump when she
bent over to pull something out of her briefcase.

We took a bathroom break and as the bankers filed through
the office I noticed Clean Laffs Joe’s eyes following the
blonde like a hawk.

“Forget about it, Joe.” I said, detouring over to his desk.
“A woman like that would eat you alive and spit out the
bones.”

“That’s exactly what I was thinking.” he answered confidently.

Sympathetically,

TZ

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Max sat at the bar totally dejected. The bartender served
him his second drink and said, “What’s wrong pal?”

“I’ll never understand women.” Max said. “The other night
my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later
on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I
wanted.”

“Wow!” said the bartender. “But why so unhappy? That sounds
like quite a gift to me.”

“Well, ” Max went on, “I thought about it and sent her home
to her Mother. Now she won’t even speak to me.”

“Our wall clock almost killed my mother today!” a wife
complains. “It fell only seconds after she got up from the
couch.”

The husband mumbles, “Damn clock always was slow.”

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The administration of this particular elementary school
decided to start a more inclusive policy on which words
were “bad” words. Among those initiated to the category was
“suck” (when not referring to the principle of suction).

One day a child came up to the teacher to inform her that
one of the other students had said a bad word.

“What was the bad word he said?” asked the teacher.

“I can’t say it.”

“It’s ok to tell me, you won’t get in trouble for it.”

“No, it’s too bad, I don’t want to say it.”

“Well I have to know what he said in order to punish him. Can
you tell me what it is without saying it?”

“Well… it rhymes with ‘fuck’”

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