Greetings Laff Lovers,

Hey, TZ, if you are burned out and don’t want to write Laffaday
anymore, then I have the job for you. I run a pool hall and I
have a job opening that you qualify for. It’s wiping the guys’
balls off after they shoot. Let me know if you’re interested and
I will arrange an interview. –Jack

Thanks, Jack. What’s the address?

Seekingly,

TZ

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