Greetings Laff Lovers,
I went to Steve’s wedding (actually, the reception) this
Friday night past. I always enjoy seeing work people outside
of the confines of the work environment…especially when
there is alcohol involved. You start to see what kind of
assholes they can really be.
It was a little below par for assholeishness. Although a couple
people did get a little toasty. Thankfully Satan, the office
manager, did not carve up the dance floor with her cloven
feet, but a few people did surprise everyone by shaking their
groove thing…including Lewis, Clean Laffs Joe and your truly
once or twice.
Clean Laffs Joe actually made the rounds with most of the
ladies at the wedding. I’m sure he was feeling like a proper
stud. I helped out. At one point, while he was dancing with
Steve’s mother, and I was also taking a turn around the floor,
I backed into them and subtly reached around and squeezed Joe’s
ass.
I noticed Joe was sneaking peaks at her the rest of the night.
Cupidly,
TZ
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