Greetings Laff Lovers,

It has been nothing but wedding talk around the office for
the last few days. All of the married girls (which is almost
all of them) have been telling stories about when they got
married. It’s made me nostalgic about my own nuptials.

Fortunately, I don’t have any bizarre stories. Nobody got
drunk, arrested or into a fist fight. One thing that did
stick in my head clearly, other than how gorgeous my wife
looked that day, was how proud my father was of me.

In fact, I think it was the last time he was genuinely proud
of me.

He came up to me after the ceremony, pulled me aside by the
elbow into a quiet corner and winked at me. “TZ,” he said
leaning close, “you’re finally not a schmuck.”

Reminiscingly,

TZ

“North Korea test-fired two missiles after they detonated a
nuclear bomb. OK North Korea we get it — you have a small
penis.” -Jimmy Fallon

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CAMPER’S SURVIVAL TOOL – Not Just For Camping…

Each one of us is a mixture of good qualities and some
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his faults only prove that he is, after all, a human being.
We should refrain from making harsh judgment of a person
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Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
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DIGITAL TIRE PRESSURE GAUGE No More Inaccurate Readings

The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother thought
it about time that she understood the facts of life.

“Lisa,” she began, “I think it would be nice if we had a
little chat about how life is formed. As you know, a baby
grows in a mommy’s tummy and…”

“It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom,” inter-
rupted the daughter, “but what I really want to know is how
to fake an orgasm.”

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*** THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZ ***

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